Please be watching for these notorious criminals:

Skipper
Skipper (a.k.a. "Meal Skipper")
  Crime:
Contributing to pediatric obesity
  Method:
Encouraging kids to skip meals
  Last Known Location:
Not at the dinner table
 
Hypnotica
Hypnotica (a.k.a. "Videogamis Sitonyobutticus")
  Crime:
Contributing to pediatric obesity
  Method:
Encouraging kids to engage in sedentary activity
  Last Known Location:
Near the dent in the sofa

 
Sluggo
Sluggo (a.k.a. "Refusis to Movikis")
  Crime:
Contributing to pediatric obesity
  Method:
Encouraging kids to avoid physical activity
  Last Known Location:
Not on a basketball court

 
Buzz
Buzz (a.k.a. "Zippy Mochalotta Rush")
  Crime:
Contributing to pediatric obesity
  Method:
Encouraging kids to drink sweetened beverages
  Last Known Location:
Undetermined, due to floating bubbles

 
Grumpus
Grumpus (a.k.a. "Stomps and walks away")
  Crime:
Contributing to pediatric obesity
  Method:
Encouraging kids to avoid family meals
  Last Known Location:
In bedroom, with door shut